Quotes

I sort of kind of maybe have completely healthy, normal ... maybe not so good addiction to quotes
But hey! It's better than drugs, right?
Here's some of my favorites


Oh, and some I made up, some I don't know who made them


End discrimination, hate everyone
-Anonymous


Your fishy appears to have died of thirst. Have a band-aid and come back to see me in three weeks
-Pon & Zi


You only have one life to do whatever you want with. In 100 years, nobody will remember the stupid mistakes you made so make a fool of yourself while you still have the chance because if you spend all your life trying to be the cools kid around you will never be happy with yourself
-Anonymous


Laugh your heart out dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain, live, laugh, love, forgive and forget, life's too short to live in regret
-Anonymous


Life is hard, that's a fact. Sometimes you got to take it, even if you don't want it. 
-Me


It's okay to laugh at me, I only look scary 
-Amy Lee


Is it goo if your vacuum really sucks?
-Anonymous


If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Anonymous


Everytime I go to the doctors, I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special cause I get to hug myself
-Anonymous


Cracks in the concrete show that you fall apart, no matter how strong you are
-Anonymous


Hate me for who I am, don't love me for who I am not
-Anonymous


I used to have super powers, but my psychiatrist took them away
-Anonymous


I kind of hate people
-Anonymous


Wow your pants are tight ... so bonerific
-Anonymous .... :D This quote makes me giggle


Touch me and I swear I'll punch you in the nose, but at least try to kiss me
-Anonymous


Not that I care or anything, but what's up?
-Anonymous


Bitch - Slut - Cunt - Whore -Fucker - Douche -Tampon - Condom - I love you too Milena
-One of the many conversations like this between me and my best friend .... because we're just that special


Are you on my side where you want to be different, or you on they're side where you want to throw a football at my head
-Gerard Way <3 <3 <3 Yes, I am a screaming fan girl and I am not afraid to admit it 


I'm not psycho ... I just like psychotic things
-Gerard Way


We like to kidnap them in a van and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!
-Gerard Way


Homophobia is gay
-Frank Iero <3 <3 <3


There's less violence in the world when people are using hula hoops
-Mikey Way <3 <3 <3


A friend is nothing but a known enemy
-Kurt Cobain R.I.P.


You get tough like me and you don't get hurt
-Dallas Winston, The Outsiders


So watch your head and watch the ground, it's a silly time to learn to swim when you start to drown
-Tegan Quin <3 If only I were a lesbian (which I'm not, I'm bi-curious)


Everyone loves you when you are six-foot in the ground
-John Lennon <3 <3 <3 R.I.P. .... Fuck you Mark Chapman 


I'm one of those regular weird people
-Janis Joplin <3 R.I.P. I love you like I love my best friend


A kiss with a fist is better than none
-Florence and the machine .... look up the song, it's my favorite by them, yes, even over The Dog Days are Over. Just because it's their single, doesn't make it the best
I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were and idiot
-Anonymous


Everything you just read has been brought to you by coca cola. Actually, not really, that stuff gives you cancer, bitch
-Anonymous