I am a genius

Well I'm going to start off with a w00t for yet another day full of nothing-ness
I seriously have hardly done anything this Summer
I'm supposed to be moving soon
But we haven't even started packing -_-
The biggest thing that happened is ... well I talk about it a lot
And of course I've been swimming
Also, I've gotten completely covered in bug bites. Delicious
And many many sun burns (Damn my ginger-skin)

I don't know if I've brought up how much of a klutz I am
But I'm a big klutz
And I know everyone says that
(Stupid Bella Swan made it popular -_- I was a klutz before Twilight)
But I've fallen up stairs
No joke, I actually fell up
I'm not quite sure how that's even possible o.O
I've also been standing in a pool - completely still - and fell
And fallen while laying down in my bed
No, not off the bed. I fell on the bed while in it ... again, not sure how that's possible
My point is, I am a klutz
I am also a freaing genius
I asked how much water we were supposed to give the plants (science experiment) when there were no plants involved whatsoever

Yeah ... I'm pretty smart

So I was at the pool today
Swimming (no, really?)
And I swimming underwater to the other side of the pool
Which (at least the direction I was swimming) isn't very long at all
Only a few feet
So I went underwater and I swam
Then opened my eyes to check how close to the wall I was
Cause I'm not a baby and I open my eyes in chlorinated water (oh?! What?! xP)
And I just saw white ... which is the color of the pool wall
But I kept swimming forward
Because apperently the water and wall look the same to me
And now I've got a big red-ish purple splotch on my forehead and nose
Way. To. Go.
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say

Hearts! <3